The Black & White "Ball"

This was our last night out. We were supposedly going to a black and white "ball". Of course we get there and they're charging extra cover and they decorated with toilet paper or something. I mean I usually love tsi but this was just kind of busted. Lauren is wearing a spandex dress, Dr. Marten's heeled lumber jack boots, and vintage Balmain purse. I bought her the faux fur cape-let stole thing for her birthday. Drew decided to totally ignore the black and white dress code and wear a vintage red flannel, haha. I like robbed an ice cream man for my outfit on the way.

The scariest thing ever happened at the hotel this night. Ugh, I was like walking down the hall to get ice so we could make a round of skinny bitches and prepare for a toilet paper swathed evening. As soon as I walk out of the room this 50 year old drunk lady is like running through the halls shooting some crazy flashing alien toy gun thing. I was obviously startled. Then she sees me and seriously falls in the floor laughing at me and saying "look at his clothes!" I was like "Oh, thanks precious! Do you know where the ice machine is?" She obviously ignores me and goes and grabs her two little slut cheerleader daughters, Miley and Jamie Lynn, and her friend so that they can stare at me. Ughhhh! Then the two little sluts like start laughing too but they also looked a little scared. I'm not sure if it was bc they were scared for their mom or bc of me. I wanted TO DIE. It was so awkward.

Anyways, that's all of the pictures from this weekend. Well there are more but I can't post them all on here and I'm sure this is enough, haha.

Bye hookers!