FML

So I chipped my tooth like a year ago and the other night while I was brushing my teeth the bonding fell out! UGHHH! Here is a photo of me looking like a disgusting ogre with no teeth. The next day I woke up and called every cosmetic dentist in northeast florida begging and pleading for one of them to take me that day and finally one had an opening. I was FREAKING OUT!




$200 later my tooth is fixed:



I mean I didn't really have a choice other than to fork over the money bc I could NOT go around with a fucking chipped tooth. Ugh, it was a MAJOR debacle and 24 hours of pure stress. I'm a little pissed bc there are plenty of other things I wanted to spend that money on...like these new board shorts we got in at work. I can't find a picture online but they're super short, plaid, and pleated!!!! Ugh... I guess I'll wait :(

Happy Friday :)

Slutastic

Ok, so I just want say that I know we look like hot messes and that's because it was like monsooning out so our hair was ruined. On another note I made this super slutty tank out of an old t-shirt I had. I am actually mortified that I wore it out after seeing the pictures lol. I think it's more of a day shirt. Ugh, I'm a disaster. I was like dying when I saw Lauren's sheer bodycon jumpsuit. She was wearing her Wang bootie sandals with this. It was out of control amazing.

In other news, I have to work from 9am to 11pm tomorrow and I am NOT happy about it. Ugh, so inconvenient to my social schedule.

Anyways, love you guys. Have a great weekend :)

Post-Run Fendi Hair

So I just got home from running, looked in the mirror, and died laughing. I know I've done a post about my ridiculous hair before but it's still funny to me. Haha, I'm such a nerd.

My Hair:






Anna Selezneva and Siri Tollerod in the Spring 2009 Fendi show:



Source: Style.com

Karl would be so proud.

In other news, I don't know what to wear tonight... hmpf?

On Genetics

This is my little brother. We're twins clearly, haha. I just can't believe how different we look and act. It's so funny to me that I wanted to document it.

I went to brunch for mothers day today. I'm planning to do an outfit post. Hope you guys are all have a wonderful mother's day!

Quick Outfit Post

I am about to go meet my friend Megan for sushi but I just wanted to document this outfit quickly bc I like it so much, haha. I didn't have time for a full on photo shoot but I'm also wearing my khaki shorts and fringe loafers. I look like a freak, basically.

Bye bitches :)

Current Obsessions

1. These two vintage tanks I just got from a little vintage store here in jax called Clothing Warehouse.






2. My new Crackberry World! Eeeek!





p.s. Sorry for the poor quality macbook photobooth pictures. I didn't feel like setting up my normal camera, haha.

p.p.s. I love you all my little sexmuffins :)

Holy Veronique

I would perform numerous unmentionables for these.

Hopefully when I'm finally able to afford these I will still have the body to wear them without scaring small children or being mistaken for a beached whale carcass.

I AM in fact ALIVE

Hey lovers! I just wanted to post something to let you guys know that I am alive. This is a photo a party photog took a few nights ago. I've been too busy to do a serious clownery post on my own, haha. I just spent last week looking for apts in orlando, visiting friends from college, volunteering, working, working out, and being a waste case lol. So my schedule has been pretty packed, haha.

On a side note, I was at the Sports Authority the other day buying new running shoes and the sales associate asked me if I was from Jacksonville. When I said that I was she was like "That's weird. You don't look like anyone here." LOL! Ugh, I'm clearly from Mars... thanks bitch lol

I've been thrifting up a storm lately and Lauren and I had a random photoshoot in an alley and on a roof the other night so if anything I can update with those pictures tomorrow.

I hope everyone is doing well and staying sexual.

later bitches :)

Friends in Low Placesssss

Blazer, Belt, Loafers: Vintage/Thrifted. Big Pocket Tee: Hanes. Shorts: The Gap. Watch: Timex.

These are morning after pictures so ignore my puffy face and the rats nest on my head, haha. I wore this out to karaoke last night for two of my friends birthdays. It was super fun. We had cake and jello shots. The cake was red velvet. I'll admit.. I did have one bite. It tasted very calorie dense, lol. SO DEMODE!

In other news, this past weekend the transmission blew in my car. What. The. EFF! Ugh, now I have to convince my parents to buy me another one. I mean they really don't have a choice. I can't exactly finance my own car. I work at Urban Outfitters, HELLO! Also, I'm starting medical school in august and I'm like forbidden to have a job during school bc honestly I won't have an ounce of spare time. UGH! Meanwhile, my disaster of a brother (who is 18) is on his fourth car. I'VE HAD MINE SINCE I WAS 16... I'm now 22! I swear to karl my parents are fucking retarded. I'm honestly the perfect child (besides the fact that I refer to my parents as fucking retards lol). Seriously, new parents ask me how my parents raised me all the time and I have to tell them I raised myself bc my parents are bozos. Ugh, maybe they'll come to their senses and realize that I just got a $200K scholarship to medical school (in a recession mind you!) and actually do something nice for me for once, jesus. Let us pray.

Lastly, Tom Ford pose:



bye loves :)

Another Night Owl Post

Hey lovers! So these are pictures from yet another night of debauchery. I have to get in as many of them as possible before I enter Dante's Inferno in august lol. My outfit isn't very special but Lauren and her roommate Nicole are looking pretty sexual if I do say so myself.

In other news, I apologize for just posting pictures of me and my friends being drunk disasters. It can't possibly be that stimulating...but then again my posts never really are lol. I know this sounds lame, but I've had no time on my hands recently bc I've been working out and running so much lately. Seriously I wake up go for a short run, go to the gym, go to work, come home, long run, and go to bed. It may sound a little extreme but honestly summer in florida is no fun if your a fat disastrous hot mess lol. Luckily I think it's finally starting to pay off. I'm not going to lie, my legs and abs are looking pretty fierce these days. Maybe by June I won't be mistaken for a manatee when I go out on the river or to the beach or something, haha.

Since I woke up semi-early today I'm going to try to start a rough draft of a real post since I do miss the feedback you guys give me. I feel like blogging makes me more conscious of my wardrobe and personal styling choices. Also, King Chic was nice enough to tag me in an award so I'm excited to talk about that as well.

P.S. Did you guys hear the rumors about Adriana Lima possibly being in the next Givenchy ads? WTF? Lauren and I were talking about it and we both agreed that if this rumor comes to fruition Hubert will roll over in his fucking grave! I don't care how good they turn out... Adriana is not fashion enough. As fake karl would say... SO DEMODE!

This is what I do at night... JESUS

Lauren's new Wangs are out of this worlddddd... and yeah those purple shoes are Kirkwoods. I literally DIED when I saw them.

That's all for now!

Happy Easter bitches!