Look What I Bought.... BOOTS

So yesterday I went to brunch and then went drunk shopping, haha. We went to the mall first and I didn't really find anything so we decided to go thrifting before dinner and I realllllly lucked out! I've been looking for boots like this since before fall and I've never been able to find any that were my size, price range, the style I wanted, etc.. When I first saw these yesterday I wasn't so sure if they were exactly what I wanted but then I looked at the price and they were only $4. Clearly, not buying them would have been a mistake. Now that I have them I have no clue what to wear them with? Leave me suggestions, please please PRETTY PLEASE!!

In other news, I was featured in the Global Fashion section of the March 2009 issue of the online fashion magazine N.E.E.T.

I think they cropped my thunder thighs into beautiful Snejana thighs. Oh the joys of cropping, haha.

Bye LOVERS :)

Sexual Seduction NYE (and the day after)

Ok, so we took over 70 pictures while Lauren was visiting so I'm only posting a few and I still feel like it's too many (haha). I had so much fun while lauren was visiting and I wish she could move in with me! But alas, I'm moving off to another busted location for medical school and she's moving to new york to be as fabulous as possible! She was only able to stay for two days but we had a blast. All of the pictures are from NYE except for the last one, which was from the day after.

Lauren looked so amazing the entire time she was visiting. I could barely even pay attention to what we were doing because I was too busy salivating over her insane fashion sense! On new years eve we went to the masquerade ball at Square One and we had an amazing time drinking our little hearts out, dancing up a storm, and scoping out the hotties haha. The next night we went to a different club and had an equal amount of fun!

On NYE lauren wore a vintage mink coat, YSL ankle boots (I can't breathe when I look at them), Chanel bag, and I'm not sure about her dress, but isn't it GORGEOUS?! Lauren is the most fashionable person on earth! She's coming for the Mickey Avalon concert, expect another photoshoot!

On NYE I wore my blue velvet blazer, black bow-tie, gray sweater, striped button up, and oxfords (all vintage) along with my Levi's and masquerade mask! Lauren and I met like... the Steven Miesel of Jacksonville who kept taking pictures of our feet... we loved it!

The last photo was taken the day after NYE. I'm wearing a vintage corduroy blazer (with elbow patches!), a childrens uniform shirt from Kohl's (haha), Burberry scarf (that a very sexy lady gave me), and an Alexander Olch tie (xmas gift from Lauren!).

Currently, I am slightly inebriated so I don't know if this all makes sense but I will come back when I'm sober and check it (haha)

bye sex machines

EDIT: The tie was Alexander Olch... IDK where I came up with Herkovitch... maybe it's because I love Russia so much... who knows? I'll do a separate post on this tie at a later date.

Decisions Decisions

In this first ensemble I'm wearing a tartan shirt, rep stripe tie, and oxfords (all vintage) along with Gap shorts and a Banana Republic belt.




Here I wear a the same vintage oxfords, and Gap shorts. I also wear a children's school uniform shirt that I purchased at Kohls for like $1 or something ridiculous, vintage suspenders, and a vintage Oscar de la Renta tie.

Ok, so these are the two outfits I've came up with for the much anticipated "Champage and Fried Chicken" event (ha). After looking through the pictures I think I like the one with suspenders best. However, I do love how the rep stripe and tartan play off one another... hmmm? I think the suspenders make the out fit a little bit more special. These shorts were actually women's pants from the Gap that I had tailored into shorts. I think all of the shorts I wear used to be pants except, of course, my pleated balloon shorts (you probably see these soon).

Unfortunately, I have to work at 10AM and then go straight from work to the party so I have to decide what to wear by 9AM. Ugh, so stressful.

I Will Be Doing This Soon...

The Facehunter posted this image a few days ago. I love how he used a simple handkerchief as a neck tie. I'm going to do this as soon as I find an appropriate opportunity.

In other news, I will be attending a holiday party hosted by the owner of a local upscale retail store here in bustedville and I haven't a clue as to what I'll be wearing? I REALLY want to wear a colonel tie but I feel like these people are older and will think I'm a lunatic if I wear a colonel tie. Maybe, I will suppress my clownery, or maybe I won't?

I shall update with photos of my outfit whenever I finalize the details!

bye sex muffins!

I've been wearing this for a few days now...

I wore this outfit for about 4 days straight... disgusting I know (oops). However, in my defense, I had to work all day everyday for like 4 days in a row... and I really like this look. I'm wearing a cotton pea coat by Fink that I recently bought at Urban Outfitters. It looks like a traditional pea coat but it's made out of sweatshirt material. I paired this with a maroon cardigan with gold buttons, my favorite XXL gray t-shirt, and a plaid wool scarf, all vintage. My briefcase is vintage Tumi. The jeans are Levi's and the suede boots are from J. Crew.

This ensemble was so comfortable that it actually felt like I was in my PJ's all day. I think the pea coat made it look a little more structured than it actually was, haha. The bag is sooo cool up close! It has all sorts of water stains and pen marks... clearly from the drunken board meetings it used to attend... I mean...

In other news, I haven't updated in almost two weeks because I've been celebrating the fact that... I GOT ACCEPTED TO MEDICAL SCHOOL!! Ahhh! I've been on cloud nine!

When I started the whole application process I seriously considered withdrawing my application because I thought I had no chance of getting in... especially after Dr. Wackerly, the head of the Biology major at UF, looked at my transcripts and asked me if I was "expecting to impress anyone with that?" Jerk...

Ok... now that I'm done having my celebrations every 5 seconds I'm going to update more frequently... pinky promise

bye lovers!

Sexual Seduction Karaoke

My cousin and I went to Karaoke the other night. I decided to go all out and wear an ascot. I looked a little ridiculous until we decided to sing a country song and then I looked ridiculously ridiculous... haha that's what karaoke is all about, right? 

My sweater, shirt, belt, and shoes are all vintage. The ascot is from J. Crew and I think it's actually supposed to be a women's scarf. My jeans and watch are from Urban Outfitters. Sex hair courtesy of Cole Mohr... I mean, Redken. 

In other news I leave for Tampa tomorrow. I have an interview at USF College of Medicine on Monday and it lasts from 7:30AM - 3:30PM. I will be sporting my disgusting interview suit, which I absolutely abhor, for the entire 8 hours (barf). Luckily for me, most pre-meds aren't exactly fashion forward so I kind of fit in. 

I want to find a new suit before my next interview (Boston University) and possibly a new bow tie! I'd love to show up in a bow tie and bamboozle everyone! 

I haven't been posting much as of late because my internet at home is chronically ill. I am currently blogging live from Panera. 

Later bitches.

The fiercest bitch ever...

This is Panda. She's trying to get into modeling.

Watch out Siri and Snejana, Panda will knock you off your stilettos and into the "retirement" category...

I asked for clean, athletic, and smiling; She sent me tired dirty and paunchy...

So I was sick all day yesterday and the batteries on my shaver died and then I realized I overdrafted my account... ughhh, not a good day. But I did manage to put together a relatively decent outfit as I went out to fix all of these problems... i.e. go to the bank and buy batteries. I pretty much have a beard right now. 

I'm wearing American Apparel jeans, Urban Outfitters watch, vintage Bass loafers, vintage Lacoste cardigan, and this scarf I thrifted... Oh and I bought my glasses from a chinese man on the street in new york! 

I love this cardigan because it has a lot of volume but it's still really short. It has a full shape which contrasts nicely with these jeans. 

In other news I was going to start my Snejana diet/workout regimen today but unfortunately I hurt my back the other night while I was participating in a drunken foot race and now running is out of the question. I tried to take some fun jumping pictures for this outfit to capture the volume of the cardigan but it was too painful :(

I guess I'll just have to continue with my Rachel Zoe starvation diet... just kidding she's naturally thin, obviously.