Friends in Low Placesssss

Blazer, Belt, Loafers: Vintage/Thrifted. Big Pocket Tee: Hanes. Shorts: The Gap. Watch: Timex.

These are morning after pictures so ignore my puffy face and the rats nest on my head, haha. I wore this out to karaoke last night for two of my friends birthdays. It was super fun. We had cake and jello shots. The cake was red velvet. I'll admit.. I did have one bite. It tasted very calorie dense, lol. SO DEMODE!

In other news, this past weekend the transmission blew in my car. What. The. EFF! Ugh, now I have to convince my parents to buy me another one. I mean they really don't have a choice. I can't exactly finance my own car. I work at Urban Outfitters, HELLO! Also, I'm starting medical school in august and I'm like forbidden to have a job during school bc honestly I won't have an ounce of spare time. UGH! Meanwhile, my disaster of a brother (who is 18) is on his fourth car. I'VE HAD MINE SINCE I WAS 16... I'm now 22! I swear to karl my parents are fucking retarded. I'm honestly the perfect child (besides the fact that I refer to my parents as fucking retards lol). Seriously, new parents ask me how my parents raised me all the time and I have to tell them I raised myself bc my parents are bozos. Ugh, maybe they'll come to their senses and realize that I just got a $200K scholarship to medical school (in a recession mind you!) and actually do something nice for me for once, jesus. Let us pray.

Lastly, Tom Ford pose:



bye loves :)

Another Night Owl Post

Hey lovers! So these are pictures from yet another night of debauchery. I have to get in as many of them as possible before I enter Dante's Inferno in august lol. My outfit isn't very special but Lauren and her roommate Nicole are looking pretty sexual if I do say so myself.

In other news, I apologize for just posting pictures of me and my friends being drunk disasters. It can't possibly be that stimulating...but then again my posts never really are lol. I know this sounds lame, but I've had no time on my hands recently bc I've been working out and running so much lately. Seriously I wake up go for a short run, go to the gym, go to work, come home, long run, and go to bed. It may sound a little extreme but honestly summer in florida is no fun if your a fat disastrous hot mess lol. Luckily I think it's finally starting to pay off. I'm not going to lie, my legs and abs are looking pretty fierce these days. Maybe by June I won't be mistaken for a manatee when I go out on the river or to the beach or something, haha.

Since I woke up semi-early today I'm going to try to start a rough draft of a real post since I do miss the feedback you guys give me. I feel like blogging makes me more conscious of my wardrobe and personal styling choices. Also, King Chic was nice enough to tag me in an award so I'm excited to talk about that as well.

P.S. Did you guys hear the rumors about Adriana Lima possibly being in the next Givenchy ads? WTF? Lauren and I were talking about it and we both agreed that if this rumor comes to fruition Hubert will roll over in his fucking grave! I don't care how good they turn out... Adriana is not fashion enough. As fake karl would say... SO DEMODE!

This is what I do at night... JESUS

Lauren's new Wangs are out of this worlddddd... and yeah those purple shoes are Kirkwoods. I literally DIED when I saw them.

That's all for now!

Happy Easter bitches!

It's Hot Out... and a few other things

Sunglasses, bag, shorts: vintage/thrifted. Moccasins: Minnetonka. Tee: American Apparel. Briefs: Burberry.

Hey Guys! Sorry for the lack of post recently... I've been really preoccupied with all sorts of random crap. It's starting to warm up here in bustedville so I decided I could breakout my favorite board shorts and try to be outdoorsy and floridian. I got these shorts at the thrift store last summer and I'm like in LOVE with them. I feel like these pictures don't really give them justice. They're super super old so they don't have a lining in them and because they are so short I have to wear some type of underwear or I'd be flashing everyone a la brittney. I went to the Saks outlet this weekend and stocked up on Burberry underwear to wear with these shorts. I think the Nova Check waist band is a quirky touch. The shorts also have layered pockets on the front that are perfect for like... a card case, condoms, a mini-flask... you know beach essentials lol. Actually, the last time I wore these to the beach I put all the sea shells and sharks teeth I found in my pockets so I wouldn't lose them. They're highly functional pockets I must say. I bought the sunglasses the other day at a thrift store. They're Maui Nicks, haha. I feel very 80's in them. And last but not least... THE MOCCASINS! I bought these a few weeks ago and I've been wearing them non-stop bc they're sooo comfy. I know they're not the most gorgeous things in the world but I dont care. I feel like I'm walking on marshmallows when I wear them.

Now that I think about it this whole look is very Wet Hot American Summer... sexual, no?

In other news, Second Look went great! All of my future classmates were so nice and there were a few I could definitely see myself being good friends with. Since there are only 40 ppl in my class I was a little worried I wouldn't be able to find someone that I actually really liked but luckily I did. I wore the skull bow-tie to dinner. It was really a challenge bc we only had 30 minutes to go back to our rooms and "freshen up" before dinner. So after I ironed my shirt I only had a few minutes to do my tie. I'm like a pro at tying regular ties but I am still somewhat of a novice at tying bow-ties. It was stressful but I got the job done. Then when I went downstairs to meet in the lobby no one really said anything about it which worried me. Not because I want attention or anything (LOL) but bc ppl ALWAYS comment on a bow-tie. Then this girl sat by me on the way to the restaurant and told me that as soon as she saw me she wanted to be my friend. I was like YAY! lol... I'm so easy to please... compliment me and I'm forever yours. Then after everyone had had a few glasses of wine they were all complimenting my outfit. It was nice to see that my class wasn't full of the normal douche bags who ask "what are you wearing that for?" I guess that's because they're all super super smart. Honestly, I am scared to be competing against these kids in class. They're all like geniuses. One girl is trying to decide btwn UCF (my school) and Harvard. Getting into Harvard medical school is like winning the World Cup or Wimbledon or the lottery or something, lol. I hope that having all of these amazing people as my peers will inspire me to work harder rather than just making me feel like shit lol. Jesus this is a super long post lol. Anyways, here are some pictures form the weekend:




and a link to a video about the school (if you're wondering why we're wearing hardhats at a construction site lol) and the school website.

Oh... and I got a leather blazer thing the other day that I have to show you guys. I have no clue what to wear it with so I'll be needing your sincere advice and critique!

Bye loves! Happy Weekend!