5 year run down: year 1

So this is from the first day of medical school. I was all bright eyed, happy, and energetic... like a dog excited on a car ride to the vet not knowing he's about to be neutered. Cute pic though.

Wearing: brooks brothers pinstripe oxford, thrifted plaid tie 

Then I got super stressed with school and stopped eating or seeing daylight during first year...

Wearing: Thrifted Le Tigre v-neck sweater  and paisley skinny tie, orange gingham button down - Penguin

Wearing: black canvas bomber jacket - ZARA, fierce cheekbones - my mom

Wearing: Post-final exam face, Grey polo shirt - Ralph Lauren, v-neck sweater - Le Tigre

Wearing: an inner tube, chest ribs

Wearing: nothing that matters, tracheal cartilages

These are all super boring outfits but I figured I'd just give an update on what was going on. I pretty much lost all interest in clothing because I was constantly being told that I was dressed inappropriately. I understand things like that are expected in professional fields but they took it too far... Like, I was told I was too thin for people to take me seriously, that my clothing was equivalent to a teenage girl wearing a half top and belly button ring, and, finally, that I should buy my clothes a size too big and have them starched extra heavy so I look fatter. Needless to say... I did not heed that egregious advice. Some people are just clueless and delusional regarding their authority to dole out fashion advice. This particular professor was seriously wearing a red sweater vest with a gold chain necklace and feathered hair... in JULY. In FLORIDA. 

I'm willing to do all sorts of things to succeed as long as they are logical... like studying 12 hours a day (even on weekends), doing research in my spare time, and volunteering. Whatever, fine. But, telling me I'm not going to be a good doctor because I'm too thin and then deducting points from my final grade? That's blatantly discriminatory and rude. I'd rather drop out and have an ounce of personal integrity than go along kissing ass... I know that's what you have to do in every career but if I'm going to be kissing ass it better be someone I respect and admire. Not some bozo from alligator farm medical school of florida. 

Also, just for the record, I didn't drop out because I wasn't doing well academically... the whole situation was very complicated, long, drawn-out and annoying. Here's my year 1 transcripts just for proof because I know I can seem very air headed and dumb so it might be hard to believe I could handle the academic rigor of med school... 

Sorry for the rant. I just have a lot of feelings, OK?! Gosh lol

bye loves xoxo

FML

So I chipped my tooth like a year ago and the other night while I was brushing my teeth the bonding fell out! UGHHH! Here is a photo of me looking like a disgusting ogre with no teeth. The next day I woke up and called every cosmetic dentist in northeast florida begging and pleading for one of them to take me that day and finally one had an opening. I was FREAKING OUT!




$200 later my tooth is fixed:



I mean I didn't really have a choice other than to fork over the money bc I could NOT go around with a fucking chipped tooth. Ugh, it was a MAJOR debacle and 24 hours of pure stress. I'm a little pissed bc there are plenty of other things I wanted to spend that money on...like these new board shorts we got in at work. I can't find a picture online but they're super short, plaid, and pleated!!!! Ugh... I guess I'll wait :(

Happy Friday :)

Slutastic

Ok, so I just want say that I know we look like hot messes and that's because it was like monsooning out so our hair was ruined. On another note I made this super slutty tank out of an old t-shirt I had. I am actually mortified that I wore it out after seeing the pictures lol. I think it's more of a day shirt. Ugh, I'm a disaster. I was like dying when I saw Lauren's sheer bodycon jumpsuit. She was wearing her Wang bootie sandals with this. It was out of control amazing.

In other news, I have to work from 9am to 11pm tomorrow and I am NOT happy about it. Ugh, so inconvenient to my social schedule.

Anyways, love you guys. Have a great weekend :)

Post-Run Fendi Hair

So I just got home from running, looked in the mirror, and died laughing. I know I've done a post about my ridiculous hair before but it's still funny to me. Haha, I'm such a nerd.

My Hair:






Anna Selezneva and Siri Tollerod in the Spring 2009 Fendi show:



Source: Style.com

Karl would be so proud.

In other news, I don't know what to wear tonight... hmpf?

On Genetics

This is my little brother. We're twins clearly, haha. I just can't believe how different we look and act. It's so funny to me that I wanted to document it.

I went to brunch for mothers day today. I'm planning to do an outfit post. Hope you guys are all have a wonderful mother's day!

Quick Outfit Post

I am about to go meet my friend Megan for sushi but I just wanted to document this outfit quickly bc I like it so much, haha. I didn't have time for a full on photo shoot but I'm also wearing my khaki shorts and fringe loafers. I look like a freak, basically.

Bye bitches :)

Current Obsessions

1. These two vintage tanks I just got from a little vintage store here in jax called Clothing Warehouse.






2. My new Crackberry World! Eeeek!





p.s. Sorry for the poor quality macbook photobooth pictures. I didn't feel like setting up my normal camera, haha.

p.p.s. I love you all my little sexmuffins :)