New Bow Tie!

My friend who lives in Chicago sent me this super sexual Marc Jacobs bow-tie. When he asked for my address I thought he was just sending out christmas cards or something. Then I got a little package in the mail and when I opened it I was stunned/elated/planning outfits haha.

Here I paired it with a vintage gray Christian Dior shirt. The shirt is actually way too big for me to wear in real life but when I saw it at the thrift store I had to have it. I love the collar and the pleats on the sleeves.

In other news, the Fried Chicken and Champagne event was amazing! I had so much fun and drank my weight in champagne (oops). For some reason lately when I go to parties I've been kind of bored to death but there were so many interesting people here. I loved it! Unfortunately, I drank a little too much and by the end of the night I ended up sitting on the couch reading the hostesses Tom Ford for Gucci book, from what I remember it was amazing. I couldn't really read that much of it though because there were kids all over the place reading Harry Potter and such and we all know the types of ads Mr. Ford favors lol.

Lastly, Lauren visited for New Years and we had the time of our lives (pictures to follow)! She also bought me a super amazing xmas gift that you will be seeing soon!

Bye Lovers!

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I realized that you couldn't really see the color of the tie that well in the first pic so I just took this one. Isn't it a great tie? Ughh... the level of clownery is out of control lol.

(I know I have horse teeth don't make fun of me)

Blazers and Loafers

Here I wear a blue velvet blazer, pink pocket square, Dior belt, and Cole Haan loafers, all vintage. I wore these items with a white v-neck and gray skinny jeans, both American Apparel.

I like all the contrasts in this outfit. The loafers, gold watch, and pocket square are very preppy, however the fit of the blazer and jeans combined with the fact that I don't shower makes me look like a yuppie gone bad. It's as if I'm the child of a former Lehman brother employee... I mean...

I wore this to my family's Christmas party where I proceeded to hide a handle of vodka in the bathroom and take shots periodically throughout the night. This way I didn't really care that a few of my family members were looking at me as if I was dressed ina space suit or something. It was a splendid good time if you ask me!

In other news, I am still kind of confused as to what to wear to this party I have to go to this weekend. I found out that the theme is Champagne and Fried Chicken (is it spnsored by Dsquared? I mean...). I'm thinking short shorts, oxfords (no socks), my school uniform button up, and one of those Oscar de la Renta ties I have... probably the blue and red one. We'll see what I come up with.

later lovers

Today I look sexy wearing...

Today I'm wearing this corduroy blazer I thrifted, it's amazing! You should see the elbow patches!! With this I'm wearing a tartan shirt, Christian Dior tie, braided belt, and loafers, all vintage. I love how the paisley and plaid play off one another... very Simon Doonan if I do say so myself ;)

Now, let's see how many people here in Small Town USA stare at me as if I've just arrived from the Andromeda Galaxy... *sigh*

Hmm... what shall I wear out tonight? I'm thinking sex hair and skinny jeans...