FML

So I chipped my tooth like a year ago and the other night while I was brushing my teeth the bonding fell out! UGHHH! Here is a photo of me looking like a disgusting ogre with no teeth. The next day I woke up and called every cosmetic dentist in northeast florida begging and pleading for one of them to take me that day and finally one had an opening. I was FREAKING OUT!




$200 later my tooth is fixed:



I mean I didn't really have a choice other than to fork over the money bc I could NOT go around with a fucking chipped tooth. Ugh, it was a MAJOR debacle and 24 hours of pure stress. I'm a little pissed bc there are plenty of other things I wanted to spend that money on...like these new board shorts we got in at work. I can't find a picture online but they're super short, plaid, and pleated!!!! Ugh... I guess I'll wait :(

Happy Friday :)

Slutastic

Ok, so I just want say that I know we look like hot messes and that's because it was like monsooning out so our hair was ruined. On another note I made this super slutty tank out of an old t-shirt I had. I am actually mortified that I wore it out after seeing the pictures lol. I think it's more of a day shirt. Ugh, I'm a disaster. I was like dying when I saw Lauren's sheer bodycon jumpsuit. She was wearing her Wang bootie sandals with this. It was out of control amazing.

In other news, I have to work from 9am to 11pm tomorrow and I am NOT happy about it. Ugh, so inconvenient to my social schedule.

Anyways, love you guys. Have a great weekend :)

Post-Run Fendi Hair

So I just got home from running, looked in the mirror, and died laughing. I know I've done a post about my ridiculous hair before but it's still funny to me. Haha, I'm such a nerd.

My Hair:






Anna Selezneva and Siri Tollerod in the Spring 2009 Fendi show:



Source: Style.com

Karl would be so proud.

In other news, I don't know what to wear tonight... hmpf?

On Genetics

This is my little brother. We're twins clearly, haha. I just can't believe how different we look and act. It's so funny to me that I wanted to document it.

I went to brunch for mothers day today. I'm planning to do an outfit post. Hope you guys are all have a wonderful mother's day!

Quick Outfit Post

I am about to go meet my friend Megan for sushi but I just wanted to document this outfit quickly bc I like it so much, haha. I didn't have time for a full on photo shoot but I'm also wearing my khaki shorts and fringe loafers. I look like a freak, basically.

Bye bitches :)

Current Obsessions

1. These two vintage tanks I just got from a little vintage store here in jax called Clothing Warehouse.






2. My new Crackberry World! Eeeek!





p.s. Sorry for the poor quality macbook photobooth pictures. I didn't feel like setting up my normal camera, haha.

p.p.s. I love you all my little sexmuffins :)

Holy Veronique

I would perform numerous unmentionables for these.

Hopefully when I'm finally able to afford these I will still have the body to wear them without scaring small children or being mistaken for a beached whale carcass.

I AM in fact ALIVE

Hey lovers! I just wanted to post something to let you guys know that I am alive. This is a photo a party photog took a few nights ago. I've been too busy to do a serious clownery post on my own, haha. I just spent last week looking for apts in orlando, visiting friends from college, volunteering, working, working out, and being a waste case lol. So my schedule has been pretty packed, haha.

On a side note, I was at the Sports Authority the other day buying new running shoes and the sales associate asked me if I was from Jacksonville. When I said that I was she was like "That's weird. You don't look like anyone here." LOL! Ugh, I'm clearly from Mars... thanks bitch lol

I've been thrifting up a storm lately and Lauren and I had a random photoshoot in an alley and on a roof the other night so if anything I can update with those pictures tomorrow.

I hope everyone is doing well and staying sexual.

later bitches :)