Bow-Tie Crush

Skull Bow-Tie, Ralph Lauren


Knit Bow-Tie, Barney's CO-OP

I'm completely obsessed with pretty much any bow-tie I can get my hands on, but for some reason I really REALLY like both of these. Could you Imagine if I wore the skull tie to one of my interviews? I'd die!

Unfortunately for me, neither of these ties are in my $0 recession budget and thus I must remain content with my current bow-tie collection.... unless I find a sweet deal somewhere *sigh*

Here are some pictures of myself and my lover Lauren... I'm wearing my favorite bow-tie here.




I got this tie at Star Struck Vintage when I was visiting Lauren in New York. The store is AMAZING!!

This night I decided to channel Thom Browne by wearing hot pants, oxfords with no socks, and my prized bow-tie. Lauren looks flawless per usual (she's the best dressed person I know). I'd tell you all about her outfit but I think she would have my head.

Ugh I have to go to work now... 6:00pm-1:00am barf

byeeeeee

Sexual Seduction Karaoke

My cousin and I went to Karaoke the other night. I decided to go all out and wear an ascot. I looked a little ridiculous until we decided to sing a country song and then I looked ridiculously ridiculous... haha that's what karaoke is all about, right? 

My sweater, shirt, belt, and shoes are all vintage. The ascot is from J. Crew and I think it's actually supposed to be a women's scarf. My jeans and watch are from Urban Outfitters. Sex hair courtesy of Cole Mohr... I mean, Redken. 

In other news I leave for Tampa tomorrow. I have an interview at USF College of Medicine on Monday and it lasts from 7:30AM - 3:30PM. I will be sporting my disgusting interview suit, which I absolutely abhor, for the entire 8 hours (barf). Luckily for me, most pre-meds aren't exactly fashion forward so I kind of fit in. 

I want to find a new suit before my next interview (Boston University) and possibly a new bow tie! I'd love to show up in a bow tie and bamboozle everyone! 

I haven't been posting much as of late because my internet at home is chronically ill. I am currently blogging live from Panera. 

Later bitches.

The fiercest bitch ever...

This is Panda. She's trying to get into modeling.

Watch out Siri and Snejana, Panda will knock you off your stilettos and into the "retirement" category...

I feel like...

... I'm just waiting for my life to fall into place.

Today I woke up feeling super stressed because my life is in shambles, I don't have a job, I have a med school interview on Monday, and my phone charger broke... ughhh!

So I decided to dress up in this sweatshirt I thrifted. It always makes people laugh so I thought it would lighten the horrible mood I was in. On second thought, my mother thought it had some underlying homosexual innuendo (typical) so maybe that's why people are laughing... ugh whatever lol. 

Anyways, I have to go fill out applications and continue my search for employment... if only Karl would hurry and adopt his long lost son *sigh*

I have to go hunting... job hunting that is...

Ugh since the retail market is plummeting I'm not getting any hours at work and thus I need a new job. I just got all dressed up in my Sunday's Best to go try to convince people to employee me. Ugh, can't Karl just adopt me, seriously. Since I like to procrastinate doing any real work I decided to have a photoshoot featuring me, of course...

I'm wearing a shirt I bought in the kids department at Kohls (lol), Levi's jeans, a vintage Oscar de la Renta tie, Urban Outfitters watch, and my favorite vintage oxfords. I took a close up of the oxfords so you could see all the little details that make them sooo so amazing! I'm hoping this look comes off as young professional instead of just young... I hate this.

Off I go, into the world of job hunting. I also need to go scour the bars of downtown Jacksonville to see if they have my phone, oops. Then I'm going to return a Bob Dylan shirt that I borrowed.... and hopefully score a glass of wine... 

I asked for clean, athletic, and smiling; She sent me tired dirty and paunchy...

So I was sick all day yesterday and the batteries on my shaver died and then I realized I overdrafted my account... ughhh, not a good day. But I did manage to put together a relatively decent outfit as I went out to fix all of these problems... i.e. go to the bank and buy batteries. I pretty much have a beard right now. 

I'm wearing American Apparel jeans, Urban Outfitters watch, vintage Bass loafers, vintage Lacoste cardigan, and this scarf I thrifted... Oh and I bought my glasses from a chinese man on the street in new york! 

I love this cardigan because it has a lot of volume but it's still really short. It has a full shape which contrasts nicely with these jeans. 

In other news I was going to start my Snejana diet/workout regimen today but unfortunately I hurt my back the other night while I was participating in a drunken foot race and now running is out of the question. I tried to take some fun jumping pictures for this outfit to capture the volume of the cardigan but it was too painful :(

I guess I'll just have to continue with my Rachel Zoe starvation diet... just kidding she's naturally thin, obviously.

Today I look sexy wearing...

Today I'm wearing this corduroy blazer I thrifted, it's amazing! You should see the elbow patches!! With this I'm wearing a tartan shirt, Christian Dior tie, braided belt, and loafers, all vintage. I love how the paisley and plaid play off one another... very Simon Doonan if I do say so myself ;)

Now, let's see how many people here in Small Town USA stare at me as if I've just arrived from the Andromeda Galaxy... *sigh*

Hmm... what shall I wear out tonight? I'm thinking sex hair and skinny jeans...